God Is Keeping Donald Alive So He Can Lose To A Black Woman

I said what I said.

“Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people.”

10 Big Reasons God Is Keeping Donald Alive

Here we go!

Many people have wondered whether I am keeping Donald Trump alive. While I have previously made it clear that I have nothing to do with the attempts on his life (I was watching football) …I can at long last reveal that it is true that I am indeed helping to keep him alive, even contributing to his security team. I’m ready to throw Jesus in front of a bullet for Donald. Here’s the top ten reasons why:

10. So that the collapse of Trumpism is complete