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Just Me's avatar

🙄. No one told me. Lady, we screamed it from the rooftops and you called us libertards. No tears for you, you got what you deserved.

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Jane in NC's avatar

I have a vague recollection of nearly 75M Americans screeching at the top of their lungs that a second Trump administration would be a shitshow inside a disaster surrounded by an apocalypse. Difficult to believe Jenny is that hard of hearing.....

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Kristin Beauchamp's avatar

She prob watched MSM, which TBH, didn’t carry 💙 messaging to those getting their info from those outlets. Not terribly sympathetic-many MAGA types are willfully ignorant-SAD🥺

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Jane in NC's avatar

Agreed. Most of the MAGAe are willingly siloed in their own bubbles.

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Sancho Panza's avatar

The Trump voters (and the people who stayed home instead of voting for Harris) are responsible for what this monster is doing to Western Civilization. And the planet. For fuck’s sake!

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JM Ethridge's avatar

I canceled so many subscriptions lately, but I keep GOD. Thanks for getting us through these gross times.

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

Fuck these morons. We're now dealing with the consequences of 70+ million people who are too fucking dumb to know how fucking dumb they are.

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Rachel C's avatar

My dad used to say “He’s so dumb he can’t find his ass with both hands.”

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LJ57's avatar

I have heard that phrase before with the addendum “and a flashlight”

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Mine used to say "He couldn't find his way out of a Portaloo with a road map" Guess it would be "with a satnav" bow, , ,

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Nancy's avatar

One I like, from Weird Al Yankovic (but he was probably quoting, too): "[Couldn't] pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel." :D

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Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Unfortunately half of the people are below average, which seems to be (in the US of 2025) an IQ of about 63.

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Lisa's avatar

I have no sympathy for MAGATs. They deserve whatever happens. I feel deeply for the rest of us suffering due to their stupidity. When SS payments fail to arrive there will be an uprising of epic proportions!! When they gut Medicare and Medicaid President Musk and his faithful lapdog Donnie will be excoriated!! The GOP Congress better get ready for a reckoning!!

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Robot Bender's avatar

I feel sympathy for their kids. They had no say in it.

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Carla Jo's avatar

They voted for him and are therefore exempt from the consequences??? What planet do they come from???

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

"What planet do they come from?"

Outer Uranus in the Cesarian Section. . .

Have you seen the tweets they have sent to trump? "Dear Sir Mr. President, I voted for you five times, I am your most loyal follower, I have always thought you were wonderful. Now by some mistake I have been fired from my federal job. My wife needs an operation for cancer and we have no medical insurance now. Please will you contact (leaves bosses contact details) and Mr Musk who I also admire very much and tell them to give me my job back. I am sure it was not me you meant to fire. My best wishes always to you and your family, you are always welcome at our house if you happen to be in Snotsville, my wife makes a very good burger. All my love, Cleetus Schmeetus.

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Nancy's avatar

According to the memes, though, "But the [red] hats make it easier to find." X-D

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Dr Nurse Dux PSYCH!'s avatar

I bought gift subscriptions to Letters from God for everyone in my family. Spreading some atheist love!

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Joni Bosch's avatar

Finding out that they are indeed part of the “them” and not part of Trump’s “us” is the only way these people will learn. I am just sorry for all the innocent people who are suffering along the way. FAFO. This is the only planet we have. Either we realize that we are ALL part of the “us” or we become extinct. Think the planet might be better without us.

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Susan Fanning's avatar

He was supposed to fire the other guy, not you. For how many months were you warned this would happen? Heads full of mashed West Virginia turnips.

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Jessica Moats's avatar

Yeah, the way she said he wasn’t supposed to devastate “OUR” lives… such a giveaway to her bigotry.

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Sandy's avatar

I noticed that too. What self centered bs

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Robot Bender's avatar

Just "those other people's" lives.

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Jessica Moats's avatar

Fuck Around w Fascists and Find Out (FAFFO)

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Nanci Bockelie's avatar

Word of the day: STRUTHIOUS. Like an ostrich. Putting your head in the sand.

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

These lovers of the Felon that they decided belonged behind the Resolute Desk is on them. Insofar as not believing that the Felon, 34 times a felon, was going to do exactly what we said.

Now if they cut Medicare, Social Security, and Medicaid, we will see homeless and penniless older folks. They will see their wishes are fulfilled.

The only thing I can say to all of you that ignored what the Felon did, and what he was going to do , is, “I told you so.”

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The Fact And Just The Facts's avatar

It’s funny when I hear of TFG’s voters’ remorse but from the moment TFG rode down the escalator and called Mexicans rapists and drug dealers and the MAGATS embraced him, we knew who the racists in our country were. If you didn’t know TFG was a deadbeat, liar, cheat, racist and rapist before that glorious ride into history, you didn’t live in NY, NJ or Conn. He was already infamous here for decades. Boo-hoo for the MAGATS loss while TFG does exactly what he said he would. They are not decent people instead they embraced cynicism, hatred and anti-American values. They are weak-minded, incapable of critical thinking, and capable of being brainwashed because of their fear and hate. MAGATS getting their “just deserts” is laughable and satisfying but then I feel sorry for the rest of the world but not the MAGATS who voted for him.

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Jan Frederick's avatar

That is what happens when all you listen to is 🦊 news. Go whine to them. I don't want to hear it! You got what you voted for, and, no, you can't go back and change your vote.

Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen! Ramen!

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

OK. One takeaway from this. Elon Musk is The Baddie - in MAGA's eyes. You can tell that, because he wears a black hat. Can't be trump, because He is the Golden One.

MAGA seems VERY fond of conspiracy theories. Can we run with this one?:

The 2024 election was stolen! (they're already primed for a stolen election theory) Not stolen by Harris. No, stolen by Elon FROM TRUMP! Trump IS the elected President - but NOTHING that is happening is down to him - Elon and his over educated gang of little rich boys have USED THEIR MAGIC COMPUTERS - and stolen the government from trump. MAGA needs to protect the President by kicking out Elon and his pack. THEN trump will be able to return their jobs, lower the cost of eggs and build that Wall.

When they start trying to get rid of The Man Who Bought A President - then they'll see what trumps TRULY thinks of them. . .

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Christie sebo's avatar

Who knew? We knew. You also knew but had to sock it to us liberals and leave out the Golden Rule during this new golden age of yours. Now we all suffer.

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