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7-Eleven Introduces Limited Edition 34oz 'Sentencing Slurpee' to Celebrate Trump's Big Day

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Jun 18, 2024
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In a move that has delighted some and infuriated others, convenience store giant 7-Eleven has announced the release of a limited edition 34oz "Sentencing Slurpee" to coincide with former President Donald Trump's sentencing on July 11th, or 7/11 on the calendar—a date that seems almost too fitting for the occasion.

"At 7-Eleven, we believe in celebrating …

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