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Saw the title, thought it would be about me, relieved it wasn't. But, yah, Bill Maher, I think the most pressing issue is, why he doesn't have eyebrows. Ok I'll see myself out now.

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I've never noticed this but I'm not going back to watch it to check it out. 😄

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Keep in mind that I'm Slightly high, your first line is hilarious 😂.

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Used to feel that Maher was progressive and had some funny takes on the issues. Lately he comes off as a grumpy know-it-all! Very domineering to his guests.....talks over them and ridicules their opinions as if his are far superior. Can't stomach watching him any more. Oh, and the whole premise of his "Club Random" is absurd, as is his take on so-called 'woke culture'.

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…they asking a rodent about the weather every year, so why are we surprised here ?

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bahaha 🤣

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Thanks God. I have spent so many Friday evenings watching his show, and now it’s just painful.

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A few years ago I realized I was hate watching it and stopped. I felt so much better. I miss some of his guests but I felt like he didn't treat them very well, unless they were conservatives. And then they could do no wrong. Sort of like a libertarian John McLaughlin, if you go back that far.

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I miss Jerry Springer. Especially him saying 'you are not the father' and the often resulting fight.

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It was all so deliciously trashy. Also the out of control teens! South Park did an episode on that with Cartman in drag.

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South Park is cool. Remember 'The Gong Show' ? That show probably made Springer classy in comparison.

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I dumbed that asshole years ago.

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I remember when Maher kept defending Ann Coulter. That is when I stopped paying attention to him.

Anyone who takes themselves very seriously

Should not be seriously taken

IMO.

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I think I dropped him prior to that. He was just too assholish towards his guests sometimes. Talk about arrogant. I couldn't agree more.

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I was late to finding out who was. When I did hear him I thought he was a comedian with some insight. He was no Lenny Bruce or George Carlin but useful entertainment.

I have I belief, that I sometimes forget, that applies to him and when I forget applies to me:

Anyone who takes themselves very seriously

Should not be seriously taken

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He did have some funny stuff but he punched down way too much. Huge no. Words to live by.

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Looks like I should have typed one instead of 1 above because I got an I.

I got an I

But how can it be

When it is there

For the entire world to see.

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Oh, poe a tree, it seems to be, from thou to thee.

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I always felt he was just trying to get into her pants. It wasn't fun to watch.

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He always came across to me as a homely man relying on his star power—for some, not to me— to try to project something he wasn’t.

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You don’t sound like a Mensa candidate yourself.

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Honey, my IQ is 168🤣 I turned down an invitation to MENSA because they wanted me to pay to be a member 🤣😂🤣 They charge dues to be a member, fuck that🤣

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Fuck off haters, she's cool, she likes cats 🐈.

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I'm going to be neutral in this battle. Maybe one day I will be flexible enough to suck my own cock. Whether I will actually suck, will be privileged information will God only access. 🥱🥱🥱

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She’s not going to suck your dick Joe.

I also like cats, am I cool?

PS: I also will not suck a dick.

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How the hell did Marilyn Vos Savant get to be 77???

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Former conservatives? Why the attack? Personally, I like Jasmine’s input but then again, I was never, I mean never a conservative as that hate and greed repulsed from the ripe old age of 10, growing up with mean spirited conservatives.

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Are you addressing me?

I wasn’t politically involved, I paid virtually no attention prior to the Trump shitshow.

I didn’t attack Jasmine, I wondered why Maher has so many haters, her deep and thoughtful reply was “he’s an idiot”. Well, he isn’t, he’s far more successful than anyone on this thread ever will be.

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I wouldn’t be so sure lmao

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Oh yeah, he actually is🤣😂🤣 I don't know why you'd think otherwise, Bill makes it pretty obvious🤣 He's an anti vaccine nut🤣 There's your first clue. He also hangs out with Joe Rogan🤣 You have a man crush on him🤔🤣

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You’re making an awful lot of assumptions Jasmine. Smart people don’t do such things.

It’s funny how you were so upset at being insulted earlier, yet here you are insulting me because I happen to generally agree with a certain progressive political satirist in many things.

Also, he isn’t “anti-vax”, he has been vaccinated himself.

You do not have a 168 IQ and you’re a miserable person.

GFY

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I used to watch him. But then he just got really tiresome. I gave up when he was going on and on about his solar energy.

He's always been a bit of a weirdo. He's very impressed with tall blonde conservative women, like obsessed level. But that has been going on for years. And some of his conservative guests were just run of the mill shit kickers. It got boring.

I stopped watching about 3 or so years ago. He is definitely cranky. I get Old Man Yelling at Clouds vibes.

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Boy, God, your people are really worked up about Bill. Personally, I couldn't care less. By the by, somebody mentioned Hef. He still sporting the pajamas look? He must like the bed of clouds, huh? Is there Viagra in heaven, since he's kinda old?

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heff is in hell

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Sorry to hear that, but you're the boss, so it must be his just reward. I guess that now he's In the 🔥 📛 grotto.

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Almost forgot Hustler. Is Larry Flynt OK, or did he go to the bad place 🤔

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You know God, incontinence is no laughing matter. It stinks to say, but(butt) I laughed. Butthead be crappin out of his ass because it can't all come out of his mouth.

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Is it just me, or does he look constipated?

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Why do so many progressives hate on Maher? In the Trump case, he was predicting accurately what would happen years before the event, including J6.

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he's far from an idiot. You may disagree with him, but honestly, he's spent the last 40 years describing exactly what's gonna happen and getting it right. His recent 'anti-woke' pushback is more about the far, far left trying to dictate to him what he can say/do and not letting the loonies on the left drive the bus, just like the loonies on the right.

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He's anti vaccine🤣 He's absolutely an idiot🤣 And so are you🤣🤡🤣

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Jasmine loves to insult people with different opinions than hers. She claims to have a 168 IQ.

😂😂😂😂😂

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So you're also an anti science, anti vaccine nut? Figures 🤣

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Calling an idiot an idiot is just pointing out a fact🤷‍♀️ But you do you🤣

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Right, you’re an idiot. I’m done.

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I'd approve on a Jon Stewart interview with Bill Maher.

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Will it be under a desk 🤔.

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Maher has done nothing for the political discourse and folks like Mr. Hatch need to stop trying to kiss his ass. He doesn’t care about you…unless you have some tasty Jah.

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I’m not kissing his ass, what a ridiculous assertion. If you enjoy a show are you “kissing ass”?!?

I like his show and his common sense takes. He doesn’t know who I am, so kissing his ass would be odd.

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He's not going to suck your dick🤣

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He’s definitely smarter and more thoughtful than you “Jasmine”.

You look like an idiot claiming to have a 168 IQ and then trolling my comments with sophomoric one-liners.

I’ve asked relevant questions and made points you don’t like, so you act like a fucking moron.

You don’t have a special IQ and you’re an absolute asshole.

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Bless your ignorant little heart 🤣

Mahr is an anti vaccine idiot🤣

He's arrogant and obnoxious.

He's not going to suck your dick either🤣

https://youtu.be/cbvw23kr010?si=SMQHY7dbQ8V-gLAJ

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You think I’m going to watch all your clips?! I have a job and no time for your angry, hateful nonsense.

You’re exactly what Maher rages about and I see why. I have an opinion different than yours and you’re pounding away telling me he isn’t going to suck my dick? Listen “Jasmine”, I’m not going to eat your pussy, so please end your obsession.

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It's one clip and one article🤣 I don't want you to touch me🤣🤮

You're intellectually lazy 🤣

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I like Bill. He’s a comedian and speaks his opinions. Just like George Carlin. You don’t need to know everything when you have a clear sight of the crap that’s going on! And what qualifications are you talking about?! A bogus degree to show off but no life experience nor common sense?!

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Ducks Are better. They have bills too, plus they quack me up.

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We must be watching a different show. He’s respectful to his guests or they wouldn’t come back, and they do. He even had Kelly Ane “alternative facts” Conway on and was decent to her.

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He's very respectful of conservative guests. Especially tall buxom blonde women. It's hard to watch him salivate over them.

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Maher has always been a bit crude but I sound that out because practically all of his views are mine, also.

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No he isn't 🤣😂🤣 Crawl back under your rock🤡🤣

https://youtu.be/cbvw23kr010?si=sQbmYc6oDPdpjeH4

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Bill Maher is a pompous ass.

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God… I would think Bill Maher would get a pass just for the movie Religulous …😇😇😇

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I'm confused I already subscribe on FB and Patreon.

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i’m so sorry, I just found this new service which is much better. I’m still working on how to migrate everyone!

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OK I'll just cancel the orphans subscription. You need me more. LOL. I was going to make a political donation but they don't make me giggle. I'm yours god.

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