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Mark Carpenter's avatar

Dear Mark Carney:

Give me a Billion Dollars, and I'll let you be my Friend (before I Annex your Country to make it the 51st State, and I put you in Prison in Guantanamo as a Traitor).

Thank you for your Attention to this Matter.

Donald J. Trump

CEO of the United States of Trump

John P McCauley Jr's avatar

The damn tool doesn’t even know how to withdraw an invitation.

kath krumm's avatar

well, he certainly showed canada didn't he?? what a moron.

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

PM Carney, Respect ✊

Love you Canada 🇨🇦

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

You and me both. It’s all I can do to stop myself from getting in my Bug and drive up there!

Teri Gelini's avatar

Sadly I found that being 74 I could not get citizenship as I do not have family that live there and I had not paid into their system. Maybe things will change if they continue to fall apart.

M Corbin's avatar

Board of Peace is another con.

Matthew Ward's avatar

It seems Trump is bored of peace.

Hal Schwalbe's avatar

We need to take a closer look at the spelling. Maybe it should be "Board of Piece of ... "

Sandy Chimboryk's avatar

Thank you God! We are grateful for your blessings!! 🇨🇦

Sandy Chimboryk's avatar

We are here for the average rational American. We are NOT here for systemic fuckery.

Laura 👗's avatar

“Bored of Peace”

Lynn Brezina's avatar

Lucky for Canada. They save a billion dollars.

Richard's avatar

Kudos to Canada! The 🍊🤡💩is a broken inside diapered toddler. Yeah, he ends the rage post with: Thank you for your attention to this matter! What a dumbass! 🤪

Holly's avatar

Thank you, God, for yet another terrific post! Oh, and can you please change the locks to the Whitehouse? Like, now? 🙏

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

What I want to know is: what about the locks on the great festering hole under the White Arse More Ball Room for The Rump? When do we get to see any plans for the bunker? Five or more floors, who knows on what acreage, where The Rump plans to spend the rest of his miserable life under a tonne of bulletproof glass and 10 tonnes of armed Adderalled ICE goons, pulling strings, yelling and swooning at his own image? Oh. I suppose like 99% of the Epstein files those plans are classified. But there are probably some copies stashed in boxes in his toilet.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Actually, an underground bunker is a Bad Idea when someone can just shut off or poison the air supply …

John S. Way's avatar

Never has there been a better time than now to contemplate a move to Canada.

Carol M Myers's avatar

Oh God, I give my thanks to Thee for making me laugh...and laugh...and laugh again. Especially at weird wee hours in the night. Oh, how I so needeth the respite from the madness, as do countless others of us. Bless You, if I may do that, (not that You aren't already Blessed!😇)

Jo Burns's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏🇨🇦👏👏👏👏👏✌️

Niquie Hutchison's avatar

Aligning Trump with "Peace" is akin to aligning Hitler with "Ovens." Yes, you certainly can use the word "peace" when speaking of Trump and, obviously, the word "ovens" when speaking of Hitler, but it depends on the context.

You wouldn't have bit into the propaganda that Hitler's ovens were bigger, better and more efficient, and thought "I gotta get me a Hitler oven!"

Leni Riefenstahl was gawdawful brilliant at what she did, but even she couldn't have pulled that off.

So, how is it that Trump thinks he can? How does ANYONE think he can?! Because to my way of thinking, "peace" and Trump go together like "ovens" and Hitler. They both perverted the nouns to achieve their deadly goals. Again, how the hell does anyone fall for this pile of feted human waste? "Board of Peace" my ass. If Trump's name is appended thereto, it's a "Board of Putrefaction."

John Jacob's avatar

Another Trump Family grift, writ large…

Amazing how quiet Republicans are, with all the blatant criminal activity going on in the Whitehouse 🤔

I guess privileged white billionaires get a hall pass on these things, while sane African Americans and Democrats in general need to be called out incessantly as outrageous and dangerous terrorists bent on destroying the Country…

MAGA is a Malignant Cult destroying us from the inside, and nobody seems to be actively pushing back besides outraged citizens, God and Jesus 🙏

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

The population of a huge country forms a spectrum, from the most selfish, feral, ignorant and least rational through to the sanest, fairest, most compassionate and educated. Am just praying to our Substack God that if we can all survive long enough (a week? a year? three years?) nice souls rather than ICEholes get the opportunity to swing the pendulum back to the rule of law rather than the rule of raw.

Chris Stuart's avatar

Mark Carney+Macron shades=🔥