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Letters From God

Bless Costco For Suing Trump And Making MAGA Furious

More hotdogs for you and more hotdogs for me.

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God
Dec 05, 2025
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Dear Humans,

Lo, Costco hath smitten Don Snorleone with a lawsuit demanding to be paid back for all the tariffs they’ve paid, and MAGA reacted with yet another boycott threat.

Good! May MAGA never visit Costco again. More hotdogs for you and more hotdogs for me!!

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