Bless The Generals For Humiliating Hegseth With Silence

“The most hopeful thing I’ve seen in a long time.”

Dear Humans,

Lo, drunken moron and wannabe warlord Pete Kegsbreath summoned every U.S. general from across the globe, lectured them for forty minutes about being “fat,” and then expected cheers.

Instead, they slapped him with silence.

Sometimes the sound of silence is the most beautiful sound of all.