Bless you, God, for your kind heart and for your compassion for those unseen, hard working souls behind the scenes who make our day to day experience possible. Bless them and keep them safe.
"I arrived at the front desk expecting a seamless check-in for our 'special project,' but I was met with what can only be described as a Great Tribulation.
I presented my credentials, and instead of a key card, the manager looked at me like I was a wandering plague. I asked for a block of rooms, and he pointed to a sign that might as well have been written in flaming Hebrew. He told me, 'Many are called, but few are chosen—and you aren't on the list.'
I tried to explain we were with the government, and he just sighed, leaned over the counter, and whispered, 'Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, but these king-sized beds belong to the Lord (and Diamond Members).'
When I asked to speak to his supervisor, he told me his Boss was 'omnipresent' but currently unavailable for a meeting in the conference room. I haven't been this rejected since the Red Sea closed.
Total 'No Room at the Inn' vibes. Would not recommend for government overreach. Also, the lobby water didn't even turn into wine. Zero stars."
With the Help and Support of The Almighty and His Great Kid, Hampton Inns are now THE place to stay!!! Your Encouragement and support means everything to these who feel the BERN!
I can’t afford to stay at a Hilton hotel but it’s nice to know my taxes are paying for ICE storm troopers to stay there. Where is DOGE on this ridiculous government expense.
All the hotel owner has to do is scream "Bible" and "Jesus" while waving a flag, then everything the owner does will be ok. That how it works with MAGA, right?
Bless that Independent owner for sure, and hope Hilton corporate enjoys the attention they get now that they showed so publicly where their loyalties lie.
I for one know which choice I'll be skipping over when searching for accommodations.
The Book of Hilton, Chapter 1: Let My People... Stay Elsewhere.
The Post:
Hilton just gave the DHS a masterclass in the "Ministry of Hospitality," and by that, I mean they basically told them: "Verily, thou art not on the guest list."
There is nothing quite like a corporate giant reaching for the King James Version to set a boundary. Watching a hotel chain move from "Earn Double Honors Points" to "Depart from me, I never knew you" is the kind of divine sass I’m here for.
Apparently, the DHS tried to book the inn, but Hilton remembered there was "no room" for that particular brand of chaos. It’s rare to see a front desk clerk channel their inner Archangel at the pearly gates (or the sliding glass doors), but here we are.
I suppose when the policy manual fails, you just have to lean on the Old Testament. Five stars for the hospitality; ten plagues for the paperwork.
That was a terrific rant! Whoever hit that ‘cancel’ button, well they are a Hero of the Resistance! Shame on corporate Hilton for their abject obedience to tyranny.
God,
Bless the brave owner of this hotel. Every act of defiance is a glimmer of hope. This is how you stand up to masked thugs and fascism.
I hope others repeat that same defiance!
Bless you, God, for your kind heart and for your compassion for those unseen, hard working souls behind the scenes who make our day to day experience possible. Bless them and keep them safe.
Review for: Hilton Sanctuary & Suites
Rating: ⭐ / 5
User: D.H.S_Official_2026
"I arrived at the front desk expecting a seamless check-in for our 'special project,' but I was met with what can only be described as a Great Tribulation.
I presented my credentials, and instead of a key card, the manager looked at me like I was a wandering plague. I asked for a block of rooms, and he pointed to a sign that might as well have been written in flaming Hebrew. He told me, 'Many are called, but few are chosen—and you aren't on the list.'
I tried to explain we were with the government, and he just sighed, leaned over the counter, and whispered, 'Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, but these king-sized beds belong to the Lord (and Diamond Members).'
When I asked to speak to his supervisor, he told me his Boss was 'omnipresent' but currently unavailable for a meeting in the conference room. I haven't been this rejected since the Red Sea closed.
Total 'No Room at the Inn' vibes. Would not recommend for government overreach. Also, the lobby water didn't even turn into wine. Zero stars."
Great review.
Applause, applause 👏 👌🥰
...and Just like that A WIN!
With the Help and Support of The Almighty and His Great Kid, Hampton Inns are now THE place to stay!!! Your Encouragement and support means everything to these who feel the BERN!
Thank You, Guys!
How about it, ICE? Sucks when you are being treated like shit for who you are, doesn't it? Except YOU had a choice in what you became.
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Five out of 5 stars on the “choice” comment, Maria.
I can’t afford to stay at a Hilton hotel but it’s nice to know my taxes are paying for ICE storm troopers to stay there. Where is DOGE on this ridiculous government expense.
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Which is a worse day? 1. No hotel room or 2. Knee on back of neck and a beating by masked thugs.
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It starts with the smallest things…… I applaud that property for what they did and F the Magats!
We should all send a big thank you note to the management of this Hilton Hotel for having more patriotism and integrity than the SCOTUS.
All the hotel owner has to do is scream "Bible" and "Jesus" while waving a flag, then everything the owner does will be ok. That how it works with MAGA, right?
👏👏 Well said, God!
Bless that Independent owner for sure, and hope Hilton corporate enjoys the attention they get now that they showed so publicly where their loyalties lie.
I for one know which choice I'll be skipping over when searching for accommodations.
Unless you happen to need a room in Lakeville, MN ☺️
TY, good point. 🙂
Republicans, thy name inconsistency
Or perhaps, Hypocrisy?
I live in Lakeville MN and so proud of the Hampton Inn here. I hope they had to sleep in their big black cars.
The Book of Hilton, Chapter 1: Let My People... Stay Elsewhere.
The Post:
Hilton just gave the DHS a masterclass in the "Ministry of Hospitality," and by that, I mean they basically told them: "Verily, thou art not on the guest list."
There is nothing quite like a corporate giant reaching for the King James Version to set a boundary. Watching a hotel chain move from "Earn Double Honors Points" to "Depart from me, I never knew you" is the kind of divine sass I’m here for.
Apparently, the DHS tried to book the inn, but Hilton remembered there was "no room" for that particular brand of chaos. It’s rare to see a front desk clerk channel their inner Archangel at the pearly gates (or the sliding glass doors), but here we are.
I suppose when the policy manual fails, you just have to lean on the Old Testament. Five stars for the hospitality; ten plagues for the paperwork.
AMEN!!💙💙❤️❤️
Dear God,
That was a terrific rant! Whoever hit that ‘cancel’ button, well they are a Hero of the Resistance! Shame on corporate Hilton for their abject obedience to tyranny.