Dear Humans,
Lo, America’s military has long been seen as the strongest in the world, but now their finest leaders are resigning in defiance of President Murder Distraction.
Donold and Pete have bombed six fishing boats in the last month and killed at least 30 Venezuelans, who they claim are all drug runners without evidence or due process.
To be clear, th…
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