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Bless The UK For How They Welcomed President Cankles McEpstein

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Sep 17, 2025
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Dear Humans,

President Cankles McEpstein thought he was crossing the pond for a royal victory lap, but the Brits had other plans. Instead of pomp and circumstance, he got met with chants, boos, and giant projections tying his sorry name to Jeffrey Epstein right on the walls of Windsor Castle.

Lo, what a sight it was.

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