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Alito Blames His Wife For Overturning Roe v. Wade

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May 20, 2024
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In an unprecedented display of marital blame-shifting, Justice Samuel Alito claimed on Monday that his wife, Martha Bomgardner, is responsible for the controversial decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

"My wife wrote the majority opinion and sent it in while I was taking a nap," Alito declared in an email. "So you cannot blame me for that. Blame my wife."

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