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Erik S's avatar

MSG, Choloesterol. Praying for the Bigly Myocardial Infarction!!

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Karen Bentz's avatar

I already look at my newsfeed hopefully every morning for that.

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Andra Watkins's avatar

I think 45 will have a massive stroke over having his microphone turned off, and he will drop dead onstage, thereby saving the world.

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God's avatar

😂

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Dave Cassenti's avatar

I don't wish death on him, but a stroke that doesn't kill him but incapacitating him so that he has to live in a wheelchair and loses his ability to speak. It wouldn't be a big change cognitively, but would take him out of the running.

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mostly wibbly's avatar

Watching him gesticulating wildly with his mic off would be fun to watch. A stroke at the same time would be icing on the cake

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SPW's avatar

Hey God! Can you arrange that? Might wake some of your more fervent “followers” up. That would be a miracle.

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Dave Cassenti's avatar

The most surprising thing that could happen tonight is if Trump actually has a coherent thought that he can get through in the 2 minutes before his mic shuts off.

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God's avatar

lol true

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Diana Nehila's avatar

Funny but there's more than likely some truth to the amount and number of various types of drugs he ingests on a daily basis.

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Susan Kemp's avatar

One of the moderators will ask tfg a legitimate question that will make him melt down. I know this is wishful thinking, but I’d love to see it.

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Debbie Wilkerson's avatar

It seemed SO realistic and big bad curse words just flew out of my mouth when I noticed satire…

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Dona's avatar

Just ask him what his policies will be. Since he has none the word salad will be sad And amusing!

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Jo Ann Feeler's avatar

If they had to swear to tell the truth, ON THE BIBLE, as orange schitznpants bursts into flames, maybe you could put 1 or 2 lightning bolts up his ass. I would proudly turn cartwheels while proclaiming "YEAH GOD".

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Debbie Wilkerson's avatar

Oh, if ONLY!

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Susan Kemp's avatar

From the list of drugs being thrown around in the trump White House, this almost doesn’t read as satire*. It sounds like he needs uppers like adderall and provigil to stay awake and ambien to sleep.

*However, your posts always make me laugh out loud. 💕

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The Yuck Yuck Syndicate's avatar

Tru Dat GOD, Tru Dat.

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Kathlyn's avatar

Most surprising thing is if it happens - without Trump trying to wiggle out/pull a sickie

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Sue Kocher's avatar

I don't know why, because my god, you're God! --but for a few seconds there I thought, and was hoping, that it was true. It was a lovely few seconds.

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Christie sebo's avatar

That a throng of republican politicians storm the studio. hearing the commotion,. Secret service sweeps Biden away, trump declares victory, smugly waving at a camera not rolling.

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Nan Ingraham's avatar

Oh my, God! (notice the comma) I spit my PB&J out at lunch! You are a very, very funny deity... I worship your humor! Thank you for lifting me up. 💙

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God's avatar

Thanks so much, Nan! My absolute pleasure!

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Karen Bentz's avatar

If Trump doesn't completely lose it and challenge Biden to a cage match.

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Jedi Senshi's avatar

Every drug? Including the morning-after pill, those that cause abortion, & birth control pills?

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God's avatar

yup

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