MAR A LAGO - Federal agents conducted a stunning pre-dawn raid this morning to secure a USB drive containing 16 gigabytes of top-secret classified documents hidden within the ear bandage of former President Donald Trump.
Glued to his bald head under the massive combover. (am I the only one who saw the two photos of Trump after the shooting that show clearly that he has no hair on the top and most of the back of his head?:
I'm about to take a very long vacation to get out of the Arizona heat. I'm tempted to leave Starlink Dishy McFlatface off but I need to steam some old Rizzoli and Isles episodes. No news for me.
Too bad Lou Dobbs got fired a few years ago and went to the Big Fox News click bait factory in the sky recently.
I liked that show, especially when Rizzoli's brother and mom were around. Sledge Hammer! was more true to life. 😁. Well, will Dobbs be one of Hitler' new besties?
What's sad about this...he probably is taping classified docs to his ear, and his indoctrinated cult members follow. I never thought I'd watch Idiocracy in real time. Damn, America.
He mentally declassified everything telepathically, so he can put them anywhere. Likewise, he can smuggle them into his prison cell to trade for cigarettes.
Dear God, Trump announced that you're on his side. 🤮 Obviously it's not true 🙄. But, the audacity to bring you into it, shame,on you Trump. Shame on you.
I can’t wait until Vance remembers that Trump tried to have his Secret Service detail kidnap Pence and that the terrorists that he sent in to the Capitol were hunting him down to lynch him… as well as the media.
He picked Vance purely for his rectal capacity.
Perfect! 🤣🤣🤣. You reckon JD has figured that out yet?
I think he's been increasing his butt plug sessions in preparation for months now. After all, he's a smart guy 🤮.
Thank you Joe! I needed that laugh; the visual was hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣
You're very welcome ☺.
Glued to his bald head under the massive combover. (am I the only one who saw the two photos of Trump after the shooting that show clearly that he has no hair on the top and most of the back of his head?:
I can't unsee it 😳 😫 😭.
Everyone saw it. Nobody is talking about it
I think the rest of the classified docs'll probably be hid away in a toilet......I wouldn't put it past the orange fungus to do something THAT gross.
At the Cheeto factory
Oh, come on. We all know they’re in the long grass at Bedminster, along with his ex-wife’s grave
Can't they just share?
I'm about to take a very long vacation to get out of the Arizona heat. I'm tempted to leave Starlink Dishy McFlatface off but I need to steam some old Rizzoli and Isles episodes. No news for me.
Too bad Lou Dobbs got fired a few years ago and went to the Big Fox News click bait factory in the sky recently.
I liked that show, especially when Rizzoli's brother and mom were around. Sledge Hammer! was more true to life. 😁. Well, will Dobbs be one of Hitler' new besties?
Underboobs
That's the breast!
Bwahaaha
🙈🙉🙊👀
That's the best!
What's sad about this...he probably is taping classified docs to his ear, and his indoctrinated cult members follow. I never thought I'd watch Idiocracy in real time. Damn, America.
I 👂what you're saying. 😶😼
U funny god!
Thank you. I needed a good chuckle. The current state of reality this morning is just really demoralizing.
Damn!!! I wish I was immune to the smell 😩
His Villa in Crimea. Putin is just looking after them until he arrives 🙄.
He mentally declassified everything telepathically, so he can put them anywhere. Likewise, he can smuggle them into his prison cell to trade for cigarettes.
He better watch his back(side) since they already know that he can't be trusted.
Dear God, Trump announced that you're on his side. 🤮 Obviously it's not true 🙄. But, the audacity to bring you into it, shame,on you Trump. Shame on you.
His ex wife Ivana’s casket on his golf course.
Sure, that's where everybody buries their ex-wife. Everyone knows that!
I can’t wait until Vance remembers that Trump tried to have his Secret Service detail kidnap Pence and that the terrorists that he sent in to the Capitol were hunting him down to lynch him… as well as the media.