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Amazing how blindly his supporters are to cover up and literally turn a blind eye to such an immoral decrepit human being

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That Trump lasted 15 minutes before he dropped the “peace and unity” BS may possibly be a record for him. The man is unhinged, unbalanced, and hateful — and nothing can hide that fact for long.

I already ordered this "Prosecutor or Criminal 2024" t-shirt 👇

https://libtees-2.creator-spring.com/listing/porc

Can't wait to wear it! 🤣

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Looks like good stuff.

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It is easy, Stupid People do Stupid Things.

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That’s a fact

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In theory, are facts simply theories that have been proven to likely be true? Brain unchained ⛓.

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Firing squad by Ted Nugent would really fire up the base.

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Keep him off the beer 🍺 and drugs. He can't hit the side of a beer can when he's impaired. He'll probably have his own music 🎶 playing in the background, and his music really sucks 😕. Death will be a respite from the vomitous cacophony.

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😂😂😂😂

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Red meat for the meatheads. Plus shitty homophobic music.

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I'm not aware that anything in the Constitution precludes picking a member of one's family to serve as Vice President, so perhaps he might consider Ivanka Trump.

Look, she would get plaudits from MAGAs for being a diversity pick and she has cabinet-level experience.

(I don't think it is necessary to point this out, but this is meant to be sarcastic.)

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For cabinet level experience, carpenters, preferably union🇺🇲🇺🇸, wood be the most obvious choice. Plane and simple. They won't screw us. They already know the drill. They will hammer out the differences. They can nail 💅 this.

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I support carpenters and joiners, Joe! And I support unions; you would have to be a knucklehead or greedy industrialist/VC ogre not to. My grandfather was a ship's carpenter (back when they used timber), and I was heartsick when I was prevented from taking "Shop" and Woodworking classes in public school because I was a girl.

Yeah, I know you were making a joke. But at least working with wood is an actual honest vocation.

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My grandfather was a cooper.

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Vanky would also give a boost to the cosmetic surgery industry. Oh, wait, MAGA women are already huge patrons

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Yeah--lot of healthy self-love and -confidence among MAGA women.*

*/s

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Yep, gotta love themselves. Misogynist MAGA men probably don't know how to fulfill a woman

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They do know how to fill a diaper 👶.

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HERE it wasn't necessary. Other venues would not only take this at face value, but think it's a pretty good idea.

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Thank you, Randy. You are very kind. I am a fairly recent refugee from The Washington Post's comment pages, where not placing a "/s" will earn you the instantaneous and implacable enmity of a constellation of readers from center-left to far right. I was just taking inordinate care not to freak out people who may not already be familiar with my views on current events, politics, good governance, and, of course, nepotism.

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This made me laugh so hard.

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They should require Vance to yank down his pants and underwear, so that we can see if he is "well-hung."

That's where the phrase comes from...

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he is not.

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You would Know....

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Well, then it's your fault, God. "Short"changing him in that department gave him his small dick energy to be a wannabe dicktator

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Coulda been worse - say, getting a micropenis? Does Vance like eating dick taters? Putin that in his mouth. They pair well with ketchup 👌 😋.

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I never knew that. I always learn things I needed to know from you. :)

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Yes...when men are hanged, their testicles often expand, which is where the term "well-hung" came from.

Glad I provide you with entertaining trivia! LOL

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Engorging comment. Very irony. I rust it. Personally, it makes me feel testy. Any thoughts on dangling participles?

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You might fail middle-school English if they dangle.

On the other hand, your pals in the school’s boys’ room might be impressed by stuff that dangles…

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Thanks,🍳🥚eggcelent. Is that nuts.🦧🐿🦫?

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It’s in the soup….

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I have a story about that, but God's throne isn't the place for it. I'll message you.

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Yes…you have to show Proper Respect to the Almighty.

Fail to do so, and He might hit you with a plague of locusts.

A plague of frogs, however, would be delightful. They are funny animals, zap hostile insects, look goofy, and are a pure good.

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I've dreamed of being buried in kittens 😸 or puppies 🐶. My idea of heaven.

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My idea of heaven is going over the Rainbow Bridge and finding EVERY SINGLE pet and wild animal I’ve ever interacted with waiting for me.

They’ll be in a giant garden, with plenty of food, a slow-moving pond nearby for the aquatic animals, and they’re all happy to see me. No fighting. No fleeing. No fear. Snakes will slither up to me, Dizzy Duck will lead his platoon of ducks quacking in a circle around the garden and over to the bowls of “duck chow,” every cat and dog I’ve had from Nomad the Cat (aka Harry A. Smith) to Gemma Gen the Mass of Chaos and Sweetness (a South African Mastiff), all there, not fighting. All of them in their best health.

And they’ll even talk.

And, with piles of books, the Yankees and SF Giants on the radio, the weather pleasant and 75F, cereal, cheeseburgers, and lasagna at hand, I’ll relax from my labors…no more guilt…no more shame…no more regrets…no more pain…

…and just wait for my wife to join me at last, as she was when we first met.

It’s the only thing that makes me believe in an afterlife.

Right now, I’m in tears as I write this.

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So you are suggesting that we pants Vance?

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We should de-pants Vance!

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Mtg. She's the best bully around. She'd jump up to take the next shot. Likes being tied up too, I'll bet.

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Boberthead sure does. Has her own chains ⛓ too.

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I won't try to imagine whether MAGA men are capable of "fulfilling" women as you contemplate it. But I believe we can agree that in general their public pronouncements and personal behavior reveal their utter contempt and supercilious disregard for the welfare and opinions of more than half of the citizens of this country.

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Walking coffins ⚰.

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It's just Trump being Trump," one senator remarked with a nervous laugh. "He probably means it metaphorically. “ I was talking with friends in CA last week and that is exactly what they said when I reminded them what trump had said about standing on a street corner in NYC and shooting anyone: “That was just metaphorical, haha” she said.

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Teddy "cancun " Cruzzin away from trouble is my favorite in the race 🏁 . Everyone sucks, both literally and figuratively. But with his Beavers 🦫 teeth, he can keep pace with his orangeness on steak nights 🌙. May the catsup flow freely. Support President Harris ❤. 🐮🐄.

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I cannot imagine who he could pick right now to get the spotlight back on him. Besides, I don't think he will get Elon's 45-mil-a-month if he dumps Vance.

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Not getting it anyway.

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Omfg!! These trumpers and trump himself are, as my mom would say.

Crazier than a rat in a tin shit house lol😂😂😂

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Just announced! His VP spot to be decided in a WWE pay-per-view spectacle tentatively titled Rumble in the Capital.

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😂😂😂

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Will it be on pay per view 🤔..

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I'm stupid 🙃. You just said that it was. 😒

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No question, bleach-blonde, bad-built, butch body, of course. He needs a woman on the ticket, but she has to be as bat shit crazy as he is.

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His only choices are b-b b-b b-bad.

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….to the bone

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🤣🤣🤣

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Bizarrely, now that Harris is the presumptive nominee, they are regretting the JD Vance decision. Stay tuned.

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She short short sheeted him.

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Mayor McCheese

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Tasty 😋.

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My compliments. No mask dropping on your part! The entire time I read this, I went, wow! Oh wow! Not a single line/word in there had me going nah?! Full disclosure: my eyes skipped over “The God Pod,” and I was unaware of you being the author until I scrolled back up. Nothing in here defies my belief that the convict was (and still could be) doing any and all of these things.

Is there a chance you could also take on a role as prophet?

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Due to tax laws, God needs to remain a nonprofit. So what if he picks stocks. After all, he's gambling with his own money. After all, it's not like he's made of scientology money.

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