Dear Humans,
Lo, MAGA crackers have found a new beast to battle, and it’s not famine, nor pestilence, nor their own pedophile president.
NAY! It’s the Cracker Barrel logo change. Buckle up, humans! These fragile crackers are crumbling.
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