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Letters From God

Cracker Barrel Changed Their Logo And MAGA Crackers Lost It

SMITE!

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God
Aug 22, 2025
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Dear Humans,

Lo, MAGA crackers have found a new beast to battle, and it’s not famine, nor pestilence, nor their own pedophile president.

NAY! It’s the Cracker Barrel logo change. Buckle up, humans! These fragile crackers are crumbling.

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