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Cult Leader Bankrupts Cult

Cult members sad.

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God
Apr 08, 2025
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Dear Humans,
Turns out the cult dues weren’t optional. The tariffs hit, the markets tanked, and now the faithful are crying into their crypto wallets while the billionaires beg for mercy. It’s beautiful. Let’s take a look.

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