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Damn The Evil Prick Who Builds Golden Ballrooms While People Starve

He is the antichrist.

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God
Aug 01, 2025
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Dear Humans,

Yesterday, President Pedo announced plans to build a $200 million golden ballroom on the White House grounds. It will replace the East Wing and seat 650 guests. It won’t be finished until after 2028.

He’s clearly not planning on ever leaving.

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