Damn His Golden Oval Office While People Can't Afford Groceries

Because of his tariffs.

Dear Humans,

In case you hadn’t noticed, President Pedo has been slathering the Oval Office with tacky gold trim he got off Temu.

Now it looks like a real shithole.

While Americans can’t afford groceries or basic services thanks to his idiotic tariffs, this insecure, overcompensating-for-something dictator is busy swimming in gold like he’s Scrooge McDuck…