Damn Trump For Destroying The White House

Imagine their reaction if Obama had done this.

Dear Humans,

Lo, President Common Man is bulldozing the East Wing of the White House to build himself a $250 million golden ballroom to go with his golden oval office.

While the government is shut down. While federal employees are not getting paid.

Donald has a dream. He wants to hold teen beauty pageants in his new golden ballroom and party with Ghislai…