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Darth Donold Gets Wrecked By Jedi Master Mark Hamill

Return of the Sith-head.

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May 05, 2025
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Dear Humans,

The Trump White House account just posted a jacked-up, red-lightsaber-wielding portrait of Donold for May the 4th. Not even kidding.

He’s shirtless. He’s scowling. He’s wielding a red lightsaber, which is the official weapon of the Sith! Who are evil!

And in the caption? They somehow called liberals the Empire.

And then Mark Hamill (a.k.a. ac…

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