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Demented Loser Blames Empty Seats on People Going to the Bathroom

Plus: Dark Brandon goes OFF

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Oct 10, 2024
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Dearest Humans,

BEHOLD! I hath two delightful stories for thou today that art sure to help you head gleefully into thy weekend!

Let’s start with what’s happening on the right, which should be called the wrong, FOR LO, I see it as a glorious sign of things to come!

The Demented One was in Pennsylvania last night delivering his latest rambling speech, and reporters noticed that he could barely fill the venue. Check out the photos below in which we see how the back half is super empty. It’s not even that large of a venue.

Watch the video where he blames it on a guy going to the bathroom. Plus, Joe Biden is DONE with the lies and bullshit. He went OFF on Mr. Small Crowds and Marjorie Trailer Greene. SMITE!

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