God is Super Excited to be on Substack!

God's Sunday Recap (May 27th, 2024)

“I find I’m so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it’s the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope...”

– Stephen King, The Shawshank Redemption

Dear Humans,

Hello and welcome to my first Sunday letter to you. First things first, thank you so much for joining my newsletter. Second, I am so excited to be able to bring you my satire news, podcast, cartoons, live zoom meetings and more, in a direct way that doesn’t involve a buggy algorithm. For the last 10 years or so, I have been at the mercy of social media companies, who have continuously made things harder on your Creator. These mediocre middlemen have made a travesty of everything they touch. It has gotten so bad, in fact, that any mention of the word ‘Trump’ for example, destroy the reach on a post by about 95%. This policy of keyword suppression extends to thousands of other words, such as: