Dear Humans,
And lo, remember when Mad King Donold screamed that tariffs would make America strong again? That he alone couldst bring back jobs, punish China, and force Apple to start making iPhones in a barn behind a Cracker Barrel?
Yeah. About that.
1. Donold caves to China
This morning the Trump regime quietly rolled back tariffs on iPhones, laptops, and other consumer electronics imported from China. No press conference. Just a weak, silent retreat.
These idiots actually believed Apple was going to build a factory in Ohio. They thought American workers, who want things like paychecks and OSHA regulations, were going to start making microchips for minimum wage.
Previously, the Trump admin earnestly believed they could get iPhones to be made in America. It was a fairy tale, told by an idiot to other idiots who don’t understand how anything fricking works.
2. Pete Dominick Talks to God and Jesus
Comedian and commentator Pete Dominick stopped by for a divine check-in, and things got real.
He opened up about his work helping veterans and men in crisis. Then he looked Me and Jesus in the eye and asked, “Where were You when I needed You?” And lo, the room got awkward.
Pete also shared the daily routines that keep him sane in a collapsing world, and stories from his time hanging with comedy legends like Lewis Black and Artie Lange. The man’s seen some things.
And yes, we talked about Donold’s big tariff collapse. Pete saw it coming. A lot of us did.
Consider checking out Pete’s show on Substack: Sit Down With Pete!
3. Join God’s Rebellion
Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.
We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist podcast alive—it’s a stand for resistance, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.
"We the people are pissed and God's words are what we need, and have always needed, in these dire times. We must stand together, or hang separately." - Dave
So if you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. This isn’t just a newsletter anymore. It’s a movement. And it’s growing fast. Join God’s rebellion today:
Now go forth, spread the memes, and remember: laughter is holy, but fixing the system is divine.
Love,
God
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