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LOL... he just declared himself a flight risk. The courts where he has his convictions can now confiscate his passport and maybe even lock him up if they think he is going to flee the country!! Lock him up! Lock him up!!!

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I hope the judge next month puts tcfg’s statement to leave as another good reason to lock him up or has his parole yanked as a flight risk.

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My day would be complete if they led him out in baby handcuffs.

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Yes--those tiny hands could wriggle out of the standard ones!

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Yyyep! My b-day is on his sentencing day and I think I heard G-d say I was really going to like my present. 😂😂😂

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dear god,

thank you for this ongoing, all-knowing coverage!

i particularly love today's moment of Bliss.

thank you for sharing your infinite love!

love

myq

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Venezuela? Why? We already have enough curse with the “rotten” a**hole that stole the country and keeps it as his own hacienda backed up by Putin.

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I think it's bc they have a no extradition policy. Elon won't go. Lol

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Elon is all, “Yeah, sure, Donny, we’ll go to Venezuela.” Inside, he’s thinking, “What the fuck is this dipshit talking about? I may be an asshole, but I’m not under indictment for anything - yet.”

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And Venezuelans in general have the weird idea that Trump was going to take Maduro away, so they love him. However, Trump demonstrated otherwise.

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HOW PATHETIC! DONOLD IS HATED EVERYWHERE!

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That was my first thought! What makes him think Venezuela would want him any more than we do?

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wouldn't the dictator maduro welcome the would-be dictator? they could swap tips & tricks for oppression of the peasants

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Wow are we going old school God and plaguing countries. The Venezuelans did nothing to you. Do not plague whole nations!

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I find it funny that the Orange Buffoon keeps talking about the "crime rate going up" - does he not realize he is one of the criminals whose felonies are adding to the crime rate? LOL

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Will he be taking his entire family with him? 🤞🤞

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I haven’t read Of Mice and Men, but I have read To Kill a Mockingbird.

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Delano, only read Of Mice and Men if you prepared to copiously weep for several weeks. Just the mention of that book in this forum made my cry. SNIFFLE SNUFF GULP TEARS DOWN THROAT - "PLEASE DON'T DIE, LENNY!"

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Tell me about the rabbits, George 😩

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Can’t we have a whip round and send him there now? Anyone want to chip in?

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I think the Dotard should get a head start on his Valenzuela plan.

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He wants to go live among some of the very people he doesn’t want coming here? I thought he hated them so much! And now he wants to be one himself ….smh….What a looney tune.

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Good Point

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Please don’t tease! That would give me the best orgasm EVER!!

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I would absolutely love to see this xenophobic, egocentric jerk actually try to make himself comfortable in another country, to try to learn to speak another language, to try to learn to live with and trust persons of a culture he routinely defames. It ain't gonna happen. He is blowing off his mouth, as usual.

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Speak another language? He can't even speak English.

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I know. You can simply tell from his dismissive attitude that he considers serious study of anything to be both unnecessary and beneath the exalted plane he inhabits. I cannot stand that man.

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Dear Donny, Why wait? In the great tradition of fleeing Nazis, why not head for South America right now? Why endure more mocking laughs, clever cartoons, pesky reporters, and very smart women? Take that beautiful 727 that your worshippers paid for and leave right now. I hear they they have great hairpiece stylists in Venezuela too!

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If Don the Con does flee to Venezuela, numerous countries need to prepare for crazed emigrants from that country!

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I’ve had this on my bingo cards for 2 years. I also think that when he goes, he will set up a government- in - exile and change the address on the contribution envelopes. Oh, and the US has no extradition treaty with Venezuela

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Yes, it does. But Venezuela has been known to forget that when it pleases them to do so.

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It makes me so happy to hear that he knows he's going to jail if he loses, so he will flee like the coward he is.

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You mean like Benedict Arnold fled to Britain to escape being hanged after he sold out his country

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Why would it make you happy to hear that a serial killer is on the run?

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