Donold’s SpokesGoblin Fact-Checked on Live TV

Dear Humans,

The universe delivered today. Trump’s White House SpokesGoblin got smote with facts in real time on live TV. Let us rejoice in this moment of symbolic schadenfreude.

1. LIES SMITE!

During a press briefing, Trump’s press stooge Karoline Leavitt confidently claimed that the judge who blocked Donold’s mass deportation order was an Obama appointee. He wasn’t.

Thankfully, NBC’s reporter Garrett Haake brutally fact-checked her on the spot, correcting her with the truth: the judge was first appointed by George W. Bush in 2002. He was later elevated by Obama in 2011, and confirmed 96-0, with every single Republican backing him.

👉 Watch her humiliation here:

The LORD said ‘thou shalt not lie.’ And I meant it, Karoline, you lying sociopath.

2. Join God’s Rebellion

Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.

We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist podcast alive—it’s a stand for resistance, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.

• "I need a laugh or I will go crazy. Plus, I support media not owned by any corporation. God is great." - Gina

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Now go forth, spread the memes, and remember: laughter is holy, but fixing the system is divine.

Love,

God