Donold's Face Smacked By Microphone

LMAO.

Dear Humans,

The universe delivered today. A reporter’s boom mic smacked Donold’s stupid face. Let us rejoice in this moment of symbolic schadenfreude.

1. Divine Justice: The Microphone Had Enough

For years, Donold has screamed over reporters, mocked the press, and tried to silence the truth. But today? The press literally fought back.

While mid-rant, a boom mic struck his face, cutting him off mid-sentence. Naturally, he was furious. You can already sense him plotting revenge.

"She just made television tonight. She just became a big story tonight."

No, Donold. The microphone is the big story.

Bless that boom mic. All glory to boom mic!

👉 Watch his embarrassment here:

2. We’re Fighting Back—And It’s Working

Yes, Donold got smacked in his stupid face. Yes, it was funny. We will take what we can get these days. Because we all know they are still winning.

How many good people have been fired? How many voices silenced? How many innocent people deported? About a third of Project 2025 has already been implemented. They’re getting away with it.

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And it’s working.

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Love,

God

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