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Chuck McGinn's avatar

‘Attorney Generalissimo’ Pamela Jo Bondi today issued an unprecedented order calling for all microphones - particularly of the fuzzy ethnicity - to surrender themselves to ICE for immediate deportation. Those not complying face imprisonment with other traitorous elements of the deep electronic state in an empty tent, guarded by U.S. military forces until they apologize & thank this President for all he has done for them.

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Maureen Twomey's avatar

Hahahahaha ...

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Christie sebo's avatar

I'm surprised he didn't try to strike somebody.. we are all we have and together we can stop the losingest winning streak in the history of man. I used to think I would be satisfied with the nice young men in their clean white coats coming to take him away. Those days are gone. Throw the book at him. And don't miss.

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Jan Frederick's avatar

I bet they had to wipe a lot of 🍊 crap off of that mic! Let's hope for something bigger and harder next time! Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen! Ramen!

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Dr Nurse Dux PSYCH!'s avatar

Dear God, I am a paid subscriber, and because I appreciate all that you do for this human, I have spread thy love by giving gift subscriptions to several relatives. When I opened today's Letters from God and saw more subscribe buttons, I just knew you were sending me a personal message. Today's reminder made me realize that I had missed a relative who would surely enjoy a regular dose of your divine wisdom. Another gift subscription sent – from one atheist to another. ;)

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God's avatar

Thank you so much!!

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Dr Nurse Dux PSYCH!'s avatar

Thanks be to you!

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Lynn S's avatar

😂

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Holly's avatar

A bloodied nose would have been better, but we’ll take what we can get!

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Peaceful Mary T.'s avatar

OMG, so glad there was no blood - can you imagine what a big a piece of gauze would be needed to cover his face that we'd have to stare at for a week? And hear, repeatedly, about the attempt on his life by some crazed reporter?? On the other hand, at least we wouldn't have to look at that ugly mug of his, so maybe you're right - blood might have been great! MBGA! MBGA!! Make Blood Great Again!

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Robot Bender's avatar

I'm expecting the Misadministration to attack Substack and BlueSky one of these days. Watch for it.

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Lynn S's avatar

Yes. Worried about that.

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Christie sebo's avatar

You have to wonder how we will communicate. Carrier pigeons are out. I'm afraid we'll soon find out that even our voices in the open air will be silenced.

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Robot Bender's avatar

Well, there used to be samizdat...

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Peaceful Mary T.'s avatar

Gregg, thank you for enlightening me! I'd never heard of samizdat before, so I had to google it. I've learned so much since joining Substack, from so many different people! There are TONS of very bright, very well-educated people here! I'm not stupid by any means, but I didn't go very far in college and missed a lot. I'm now 71 and still learning (which is late in life, but good!) so I'm grateful to all of you who are willing to share your knowledge with us!

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Nancy's avatar

I looked that up, too, wondering if it was an obscure tech from like the crystal radio days.

Kind of! :D

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Robot Bender's avatar

😁

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Beth Cruz's avatar

*eats popcorn while watching boom mic peen slap him upside the face on loop….

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Kay G's avatar

The face smack wasn’t the only thing that happened to Trump Friday.

According to the Daily Beast “Just before the mic strike, Trump had a brief stumble as he climbed the steps to Marine One with Elon Musk’s 4-year-old son, X. As the 78-year-old boarded the helicopter, his right foot caught the first step, but he quickly regained his balance and proceeded up the rest of the way without further incident”

The media was relentless covering every stumble of President Biden

So why wasn’t this tripping by President Trump covered????

Oh - I forgot - with THIS President the media is TOO cowardly to show THIS old President stumbling.

Double fricking standard. Typical South African thinking.

No wonder Trump is transfixed by Elon (Rasputin) Musk

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Kay G's avatar

Another question for the government accountants. Is the US government being reimbursed for little “X”’s airfare on these government flights?

When auto executives used to take family members on company flights they were required to reimburse the company for the flight. It should still be the same for any other publicly traded company executive bringing family on a company flight.

Since Musk is so concerned about bankruptcy that DOGE is cutting the staff to our National Parks and Veterans Suicide Prevention lines - is the richest man in the world reimbursing the US Government for his family’s use of US government aircraft.

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C K Smith's avatar

Perfect question! Thank you! All other nongovernmental persons are required to pay the equivalent commercial amounts for flying on government aircraft. Of course, those rules don’t seem to apply to Justices Thomas and Alito when their bitch wives go flying with them, so I guess the big musk and his little snot-nose brat will not have to pay either.

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Robot Bender's avatar

Little X is probably flying in a crate in the belly. 🙄

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Kara Smith's avatar

Mic drop. He was seething.

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Christie sebo's avatar

You could see it in his slithery eyeballs and menacing grimace. Eww.

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Scott Bernstein's avatar

Sadly, much like fake assassination attempts, rarely is a boom mic mishap life-threatening. 😢

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I’m surprised he’s not walking around with a huge bandage on his chin and talking about how he barely survived the attack.

Btw, why did you save him from the shooting?

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Rachel C's avatar

Theoretically, God does not control the actions of individual humans. The stories in the Bible are there to get people to behave better. That’s how we know that the trash in charge have never read it.

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Nancy's avatar

True; whatever you may think about the existence/reality of Jesus, He did go after the rich and powerful pretty much, usually in words, though that kicking over the tables bit at the Temple was priceless. X-D

And even then, He didn't get violent directly at the people doing it, just the furniture and goods! :D

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GigiDimeg's avatar

Like an Always pad. That would be fun.

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Bronwyn Halls's avatar

According to the National Literacy Institute, in 2024 literacy in the "developed" world averaged 96%. But in the US, 79%. And of those, over two-thirds couldn't read beyond primary school. So they don't bother.

They absorb only what they hear and see, so The Rump gets on telly as much as he can, repeating the same old rubbish like a mantra until it is absorbed. And it has been, for many years.

"I'm a stable genius!" <snort>

What we have to do is concentrate on sharing pictures and movies and interviews that people don't have to read, full of the same kind of catechismic material that the Rump uses … except with him as the target. Like this mike fighting back <3 .

"Who's effing the US?"

"Don Old Rump is effing the US!"

"Who's also effing the US?"

"Mump Trusk is effing the US!"

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Nancy's avatar

Might I suggest the following from Randy Rainbow?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-LTRwZb35A

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Angie Offill's avatar

Dear God, I submitted my tithe today for the year ! Thank you for helping me hold on to a thread of sanity. I look forward to your posts ‘

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Patricia Speier's avatar

Can you please quit asking folks who are already subscribed to “God” to subscribe to your account. Thanks😻

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God's avatar

No. because this is how we grow.

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Nancy's avatar

Yeah! Like through gift subscriptions! :)

And Patricia, just do what I do: if it's something visual (auditory things are harder for me to ignore) that I don't care about, I just glance over it and get on to other things, like the Comments section (obviously where I shine, 'cause I have a very big mouth and/or typing fingers that constantly run on and on and on and... ;->)! :D

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Rachel C's avatar

Umm…I don’t think even God can tell our subscription status and alter the copy accordingly. 👹

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Carol Tidwell's avatar

God, like so many other writers, not to mention politicians, is selling something. This was crystal clear yesterday when he pandered to the anti-Schumer crowd which is numerous here. There are many things I appreciate about God, including his clever use of archaic language, but the constant selling - not so much.

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God's avatar

It’s the only way to grow our network. If I don’t, nobody signs up and we won’t be able to fund any of this.

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isabel robinson's avatar

It's at the end of the copy. I, already a subscriber, just skip that bit. It's not hard - there are no obligations to read it.

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Denise Hall's avatar

I really enjoy the God articles and I feel so badly that due to financial problems ( I only have social security to live on so every month budgeting is difficult) I've had to stop paying for the substack articles. Hopefully this will not last forever - I truly believe that a laborer is worth his/her hire. My groceries have become so expensive and that's the only flexible item in my budget. So I'll still hopefully get to enjoy these wonderful writers and see what happens in the future. THANK YOU to you all 💞

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