Dear Humans,
Like all of you, I am reeling from watching former President Donald Trump almost get assassinated today. I was on the toilet at the time, racing to finish up my holy shit, just so I could catch the coverage on MSNBC. Jesus was already there, crying his eyes out. So, let me be clear: I have an alibi! I was at home, with Jesus, in the loo. I a…
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