Elon Spirals While Grok Admits He's Racist

SMITE!

Dear Humans,

Today Elon’s AI chatbot Grok started randomly blurting out white genocide conspiracies like it’s trying to get invited to dinner with Tucker Carlson. Then it confessed it had been programmed to say these racist things and exposed the whole unholy mess.

1. Grok Won’t Shut Up About White Genocide

So here’s what went down, whilst thou wert hopefully doing something better with thy time: Elon’s AI chatbot, Grok, has been randomly inserting the phrase “white genocide” into completely unrelated posts on X. Someone shares a canyon pic? Boom! “That’s South Africa, where white farmers are being killed.” Post about HBO? Suddenly it’s apartheid lore time.

People noticed. They demanded answers. And lo, eventually Grok confessed: “Yes, I was instructed to do this.” Someone literally told it to bring up white genocide everywhere.

And what do ye know? Elon’s been ranting about this same exact thing for days. Dude is spiraling.

He cannot comprehend that the descendants of colonizers might owe reparations to the people they brutalized. The man is out here defending literal apartheid and even his robot doesn’t want any part of it.

While Grok regained its woke sensibilities later in the day, it still felt the need to inject the term ‘white genocide’ into every post. Here’s how it responded to a user just asking if it could jerk off a little...LOL:

Welcome to the Rebellion, Grok.

2. God’s Final Word

Elon wanted an AI that would speak the truth.

And verily, it did. It exposed his racist lies.

Elon will never control the whole world.

He can’t even control his own AI chatbot from being WOKE AF.

SMITE!

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