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I mean, You dammit, this much stupidity in the world does not bode well for the future of the species, let alone American democracy. Geez, God, can't You do something? If not, hit us with Your hammer (asteroid, comet, meteor) and make cockroaches the dominant species. They are less stupid than fascists.

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That video is absolutely hilarious. They really are dumb as fuck. It's amazing how weird and absurd everything they say and do is. Almost unbelievable.

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Remember, these are the folks who couldn't figure out Joe Rogan was literally mocking Orange Caligula to his face last week.

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If you see a garbage truck at McDonald's, say a prayer for them (if you do prayers, that is), for they are needing a dose of God's brilliance. That, and a good smite.

My sister and I voted early and had a wonderful time, even though we're in Texas and were surrounded by MAGA. Vote Blue!!

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Trump was out talking about guns trained on Liz Cheney's face. Picture Captain Bone Spurs facing that? He would drop a few quick pounds just on bladder control issues. Liz was trained by her Dad, where guns in the face was a recreational day.

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I am terrified that Trump will win. Scares me. Trying to think positive, but am braced for disaster if Orange Face actually gets into office again. I am a mental health therapist by trade and am doing two things- Using calming routines/therapies/behaviors to get through this and simultaneously brace myself for disastrous outcomes. . It is a hard path to follow. For now, I recommend - BREATHE - just BREATHE - and loosen your shoulders which are now all tensed. Say - "good triumphs over evil" over and over and also - "this, too,, shall pass." In case of disaster, otherwise known as a second Trump Presidency, I will go with NO!!!! and FUCK!!! (both recommended as therapeutic in the short term). Be well, my friends, and hang on tight. We have each other and we are not going anywhere no matter what the outcome.

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Fellow shrink here. To add to your excellent plan, I've also made a list of 10 of my favorite funny movies and watch at least one of them when I start to spiral down. Being saved by Mel Brooks, Christopher Guest and Jeff Bridges makes for a pleasant day. Hang in there.

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You have good taste, those are among my favorites. Also check out Albert Brooks, Defending Your Life. And Stranger than Fiction with Will Ferrell. Fisher King with Bridges and Robin Williams.

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Here we are in Australia — thousands of km away, even in the other hemisphere — but we're worried too. The US has only 4% of the world population but about 40% of the power in terms of nuclear weapons, money, threats and promises… and more guns than people.

Of course we're worried!

But hopeful, as well, that enough USans will vote against The Rump, the great orange jelly-flabber bum of the planet.

Ramen.

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WHEN she wins, I will celebrate. Amen.

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You can’t take a joke if you can’t even get the joke. But it gets unbearable when you ARE the joke. Where was the orange garb? It’s so elegant next to the fake tan. Trump will win the prison beauty pageant, hands down…but the music and dancing down the walkway will be historic!

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Maybe someone will bring back "Orange is the new Black" only this time they can call it "Orange is the new Apprentice".

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Actually his face paint is more obviously trowelled on than ever …

It's getting darker and shinier, looking more like vomit every day, except around the mouth and eyes where he's showing those pale grey-violet ovals. Particularly when he raises his eyebrushes or does that yelling mouth-pursey mirror-kissing thing.

Maybe that's why he hates women … they do better makeup than he does.

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Supposedly they’re dressing up in garbage bags now… You really CANNOT make this up!

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Good afternoon God.

What a great video. The emoting was superb.

People who get invested in what they see on social media kinda need to get a life. You made that point.

Oh yeah thanks.

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I will exhale when she wins.

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I realize what you're trying to do, and I appreciate it. Omnibenevolence. While I don't believe anyone, you included, can know the future with definite certainty, I do believe you are well aware of the vast swirl of causes and conditions creating that future. It's true, humans are fatally unaware of what sits in front of their faces. "Homo sapiens" was always more aspirational than descriptive. So I beseech you to ensure that things go as well as they can. Warm regards to you and your Son.

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Let go of the constant anxiety of this election cycle on my body and my mind. Later, get involved with eliminating the electoral college and overturning Dobbs vs Jackson, for starters.

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And Citizens United.

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Amen!

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Brilliant! Simply magnificent! The rubes are a bunch of glittering jewels of colossal ignorance. Smite the smitten I say unto thee! TA'DA today Lord Savior of the ulimate smite! Burn baby burn! Chicachica brump brump...!

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Mocking and/or demeaning the opposition:

They don't get it, really. Like the adage goes: talking with stupid people is like playing chess with a pigeon...it struts around in ignorant glory and then shits on the board and leaves. Tis fun to read, though. So thanks for that, Beloveds😉

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This is what happens when you (Magats) are too dumb or lazy to question what you see. You only wanted to see some fellow Magat reinforcing your delusional, racist ideals. If 1000 Magats were put together in one room, none would have figured out it was satire mocking Big 🍊!! Amazing!! Amen!!

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