For I Was Homeless and You Arrested Me
Dear Humans,
What a dark week in the battle against Project 2025 and Christian Nationalism. The debate didn’t seem to go that great, and then the Supreme Court ruled that arresting homeless people is legal. On top of that, government regulatory agencies no longer have any power at all and that your water standards must be determined by Congress. Oh, and the NY Times called on Joe Biden to drop out. I’m sure they’d be much happier with John Cena.
Silver lining’s playbook: most focus groups of undecided, independent voters said that although Biden struggled at times, they preferred him over Trump, who sounded like a liar and a lunatic.
As for the Supreme Court, the only silver lining right now is that they are sowing the wind. In time, and with every election, they will reap the whirlwind. Count on it. Jesus has already spoken out and condemned them! Thou shalt not vote for POTUS, thou shalt vote for SCOTUS!
As you know I deal with my frustration with the USA and the world by making comedy and satire. For example, I can’t stop thinking about how SCOTUS sounds a lot like SCROTUM. Which makes sense, ‘cuz they’re a bunch of dicks.
Anyway, here’s a recap of all the silly satire news articles I wrote this week, as well as one half-hour animated podcast episode of the God Pod with my wonderful co-host and son, Jesus.
This Week’s God Pod News:
Louisiana Childhood Adultery Rates Plunge Thanks To Classroom Commandments
BATON ROUGE, LA - The State of Louisiana reported a dramatic decrease in adultery rates and other sins among grade school children on Monday. Government officials are attributing the shift to the recent mandate requiring the display of the Ten Commandments in schools.
Biden Announces MAGA Fighting Leagues
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Joe Biden announced the creation of GOP Fighting Leagues today, a bold new initiative where prominent Republican figures will face off in UFC cage matches for the entertainment and enjoyment of the American public. This exciting new proposal comes ahead of the first presidential debate of 2024.
BREAKING: Debate Drug Test Reveals Trump On Every Drug Known To Man
ATLANTA, GEORGIA - Donald Trump has failed the pre-debate drug test he himself insisted upon for weeks. The test results, which were released earlier today, revealed that the former president is on every drug known to man—many of which he would have no conceivable reason to take.
Democrats Replace Biden With John Cena
Washington, D.C. — In a move that has left political analysts and the public alike in shock, the Democratic National Committee announced today that they are replacing President Joe Biden with WWE superstar and actor John Cena as their presidential candidate for the 2024 election. This decision follows growing concerns about Biden's age and recent debate…
This Week’s God Pod Episode:
Trump’s Spiritual Advisor Resigns Amid Allegations He Molested Child
Dear Heavenly Followers, We’re back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! 😇 In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into the jaw-dropping scandal involving Trump’s spiritual advisor Robert Morris, who resigned amid allegations he molested a 12-year-old. We also cover Trump’s purely evil suggestion for migrant fighting leagues, his ironic all…
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God
Fire all these horrible commentators and not journalists. No integrity at all.
As to whether President Biden should drop out of the race for President I say Hell No! Well actually I meant to say Heck No! Sorry.