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God And Jesus Preview The Big Debate

PLUS: God Smites Right Wing Podcasters
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Dear Humans,

We’re back! On today’s episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus discuss all that hath occurred over the last two weeks, from the Democratic National Convention to Dana Bash’s interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

A lot of things happened whilst Jesus was on vacation! We also preview the first presidential debate coming on Tuesday night between Kamala and Donold.

Did you hear how I got the DOJ to smite all those right wing podcasters? Can I get an amen?

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GOD’S 4 MONTH ANNIVERSARY SALE

Well, tomorrow marks out 4th birthday here on Substack. It’s been going BONKERS. We are now at #80 on the US Politics leaderboard. Only 10 spots to go to pass the vile one, Ann Coulter.

Unlike Tim Pool, Benny Johnson, and all those right wing podcasters, I’m not supported by bribes from Russia. I’m not paid by Putin. All I got is you.

To celebrate our milestone, I'm offering a special one-day discount! For today only, you can become a paid subscriber at a 20% discount. Just click here to claim your September Rise Of Democracy Special and support God.

Don’t miss out on this divine deal! (Valid through September 8th, 2024)

WHAT YOU GET

From here on out, Jesus and I are working to put out TWO posts per day. One of these is free and the other is for paid subscribers. The reasoning for this is simple! This way, there is a free version of the newsletter that everyone can enjoy, whilst also making sure our paid subscribers are getting the value they deserve. I hope this approach makes sense to you. If not, let me hear it.

GOD POD DEBATE LIVE CHAT

As a way to keep out trolls, and as a special premium only for paid subscribers, I’ll be hosting a God Pod live chat of the Kamala VS. Donold showdown! You’ll be able to interact with me and other God community members when the convention gets underway in primetime.

WITH THE APP: Get the Substack app by clicking this link or the button below. New chat threads won’t be sent sent via email, so turn on push notifications so you don’t miss conversation as it happens.

Get app

Open the app and tap the Chat icon. It looks like two bubbles in the bottom bar, and you’ll see a row for my chat inside.

2. ON THE WEB: You can also access chat on the web.

In addition to tonight’s chat, paid subscribers will gain access to more God live chats during the debates and on Election Night. I hope you’ll join us!

Love,

God

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The God Pod is a satirical news platform where nothing is sacred and humor reigns supreme. Created by God, a seasoned satirist with a divine sense of humor, our publication offers a weekly escape into a world where gods and mortals mingle, and the news is as enlightening as it is entertaining.