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God and Jesus Unite to Condemn Trump's Project 2025

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Hey there, you beautiful mortals! It’s me, God, back with another episode of The God Pod. This time, Jesus and I are tearing apart Project 2025, that insane conservative plan to turn the USA into Gilead.

First up, I go off on how these utter douchebags want to centralize power and roll back rights. Seriously, it’s like they want to drag us all back to the Dark Ages….and the Dark Ages sucked! Jesus jumps in to rip apart Trump’s lies. He’s pissed, folks, and rightfully so.

These idiots would melt the polar ice caps and call it a hot tub party. And don’t get me started on their social security “reforms.” Raising the retirement age and cutting benefits? That’s some seventh circle of hell kind of crap.

Stand up against these draconian policies with all the might you can muster. And don't forget to visit thegodpodcast.com to join our community, sign up for our newsletter, and get the latest episodes, satirical news, and letters from yours truly. Whether you are a free or paid subscriber, I appreciate you being part of this community.

Tune in, laugh your ass off, and stay informed with God and Jesus.

Love,

God


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