God. Damn. It.

Holy fucking shit.

Dear Humans,

I’m not sure how I could have been so wrong. Today I am feeling like I don’t exist. Maybe I never did.

I wrongly assumed that Americans would reject someone who wants to use firing squads on his opponents. Apparently that makes a lot of people positively giddy, never understanding that once that bell is rung, they might be next in line.

I wro…