HEAVEN – God spoke out today from his podcast studio in Heaven about how tired he was of Americans putting him in their pledge of allegiance.
“One nation…under God?!? What does that even mean?” said the exasperated deity. “This makes it sound like I’m wrestling the USA and have them locked in a hammer-lock pin. Are we having sex in the missionary positio…
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