HEAVEN— Sources from above have confirmed that The Almighty God Himself died from laughter today shortly after learning that former President Donald Trump was found guilty of paying off a porn star to stay quiet during the 2016 election.
“HAHAHAHA!! BAHAHAHA!” laughed God, rolling around on the floor. “The guy who calls other people crooked is now a conv…
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