HEAVEN - In an unprecedented decision, God has unequivocally rejected Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito's "Appeal to Heaven." The appeal, symbolized by a flag associated with the January 6 insurrectionists, was found fluttering over Alito's vacation home during the summer of 2023.
Agreed free will. That’s why more and more of us blame those humans who believe in and promote their hate and destruction in your name. If they didn’t believe in you maybe the human race would not have lost so much in your name. Yep the human race. Wasn’t that an experiment that went straight into the shitter.
Haha, harsh but fair. As I was writing this I considered skipping it because I’d already done two others. Sorry, he was in the news a lot last week. I am still trying to figure out how to do this, there are so many other stories I can run at any time.
OH MY GOD! That was a quick prayer. I don't want to be smitten but there's no need to say sorry as you're perfect and rule the world! (Google, Zuckerberg, and Musk) wish they could. Thou art most devine.
So, God, are you married? I think not, being all seeing all knowing and all that. But what do you blame stuff on?
Hmmm…. The Blame Game.😳
Ribs hurting. Heart singing.
I blame myself but I also blame humans a lot..
The Ten Commandments posted in government buildings. To govern the folks wielding vacuum cleaners and dust cloths when the rest are gone for the day?
Why you blaming humans? You created us so it’s back on you. No wife to blame, unless there’s more than one god. Or none.
because of free will I get to blame humans for stuff
Agreed free will. That’s why more and more of us blame those humans who believe in and promote their hate and destruction in your name. If they didn’t believe in you maybe the human race would not have lost so much in your name. Yep the human race. Wasn’t that an experiment that went straight into the shitter.
Nice talk.
That’s because God swiped a rib.
Hi! What letter grade do you give me for this article? And how are you enjoining the newsletter so far?
A.
For the riff on the flag I give it a solid A
🤣😂🤣
stellar!
(and may i add… all true.)
A
Your grade is aleph ➕ .
Is this another one of your tests?
Under the banner of white heaven.
Do you smite any one else besides Alito?
Haha, harsh but fair. As I was writing this I considered skipping it because I’d already done two others. Sorry, he was in the news a lot last week. I am still trying to figure out how to do this, there are so many other stories I can run at any time.
OH MY GOD! That was a quick prayer. I don't want to be smitten but there's no need to say sorry as you're perfect and rule the world! (Google, Zuckerberg, and Musk) wish they could. Thou art most devine.
A+
A fuckin’ men!!!