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God Shreds Huckabee’s Pathetic Text Message to Donold

God smites every single sentence.

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God
Jun 18, 2025
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Dear Humans,

Mike Huckabee sent Donald Trump the most sycophantic text message I’ve ever seen. It is so ridiculous, it reads like fanfiction from the world’s sweatiest youth pastor.

And yes, Trump proudly posted it on main. So I read it. And now, God is here to respond to every single stupid sentence.

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