God's Massive Debate Meme Dump

We hath been blessed with a beautiful bounty of memes.

Dearest Humans,

Lo, since Tuesday night’s debate, we have all been basking in the glory of Kamala’s performance, as well as reeling from the insanity of Donold’s lies. In particular, his racist lie about Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio is still dominating the Internet. Trump said:

“In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs. The people that came in. They’re eating the cats. They’re eating – they’re eating the pets of the people that live there. And this is what’s happening in our country, and it’s a shame.”

He was soon fact-checked by ABC News moderator David Muir, who was forced to say:

“ABC News did reach out to the city manager there. He told us there had been no credible reports of specific claims of pets being harmed, injured or abused by individuals within the immigrant community.”

Trump wailed in response to being fact-checked on live TV and said:

“People on television say, ‘My dog was taken and used for food,’ so maybe he said that and maybe that’s a good thing to say for a city manager.”

Because as we learned during the pandemic, lying about what is happening in a crisis is exactly what HE WOULD DO! In fact, accusing immigrants of eating pets is a strategy the Nazis used to help Hitler rise to power.

Nevertheless, the Internet instantly did what it does best, memed the everloving shit out of this ridiculous notion. Following are some of the best the LORD hath seen.

In fairness, this is mean to Grandpa Simpson, who fought valiantly for his country in WW2 as Sergeant of the Flying Hellfish.

God and Jesus LOVED the debate moderators. They made Jake Tapper and Dana Bash look like HACKS.

Yeah, what’s up with that? It’s almost like lies tend to not make sense!

Stefon was thrilled with the debate.

People immediately remembered Alf…when is Alf gonna get a reboot?

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