Harvard Students Vow Not To Date Trump Supporters

LOL.

Dear Humans,

Lo, the students of Harvard hath spoken: Thou shalt not dine, dance, or fornicate with fascists.

Excuse God for a second: HAHAHAHA!

Buckle up, Trump supporters! The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

1. No Dates, No Mercy

Trump has been attacking Harvard for months. He’s obsessed.

He slashed three billion in grants.
Canceled a hundred million in contracts.
Tried to kick out international students.
Then demanded a list of their names and nationalities.

Why does Donald hate Harvard so much?
Is it because his son didn’t get in?

Because he didn’t get in?
Because he was the dumbest me-damn student his teacher had ever seen?

Nay.

Donald hates Harvard because it stands for truth, science, intelligence, and multiculturalism…while he stands for lies, conspiracy, stupidity, and white supremacy.

Well, the students of Harvard have noticed what’s going on. And verily. they’re fucking pissed.

One anonymous post from a verified Harvard student on Sidechat went viral:

“Don’t let them into clubs. Don’t be friends with them. Don’t date them. Bring back real social consequences for politically affiliated with a fascist.”

(NOTE: What you see in this image is how anonymous posts display in the Sidechat app.)

2. Thou Shalt Not Fornicate with Fascists

Only 9% of Harvard students identify as Republicans. Yes, that’s higher than you'd expect. That’s about 2,250 Trump supporters roaming the campus.

And now they shall know what it’s like to be SHUNNED. They fucked around and found out they can’t even fuck around anymore.

Perhaps they should just self-deport to the University of Phoenix Online.

As for the other 91% of Harvard Students? Bless them! God and Jesus are so proud.

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