Trump Supporters Are Begging Him For Their Jobs Back
"My wife is in tears! Please, Mr. President, fix this mistake!”
Dear Humans,
Trump’s hiring freeze has left his own supporters jobless and humiliated. Now, they’re begging him to fix the chaos he caused—and the irony is nothing short of divine. Grab some popcorn; it’s time for thy daily dose of schadenfreude.
1. MAGA, You’re Fired!
Trump’s executive order hiring freeze has slammed the brakes on countless federal job offers, leaving his own supporters out in the cold. Stories are pouring in of devastated MAGA voters who packed their bags, uprooted their families, and eagerly awaited new opportunities—only to have those job offers rescinded at the last minute. Whoops!
They’ve now taken to social media to beg him for help. One supporter wailed online:
“My wife is in tears! We spent thousands to move for a VA job, and now the offer is gone. Please, Mr. President, fix this mistake!”
Another MAGA voter lamented:
Donald Trump “Please help! The federal hiring freeze is causing my boyfriend to no longer have a job….We are about to be homeless with a 4 month old little girl. We need your help!”
Yet another MAGA voter’s spouse lost their job due to the hiring freeze and thought that jumping in real Donold’s mentions would actually get him to help. Sad.
Whoops! That’s what you get when you support a fascist conman.
2. God’s Final Word
Thou shalt not grovel to convicted felons on social media. Instead, rise up, learn from thy mistakes, and maybe try voting for someone who doesn’t treat people like dirt.
3. Join the Rebellion
Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.
We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist network alive—it’s a stand for resistance, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.
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Love,
God
Wow! This first guy says that he knows it was an "unintended consequence". This shows that he STILL trusts Chump that he didn't mean to screw a supporter. That is the epitome of ignorance. Some people, unfortunately, will be learning the hard way. And its only been a week!! Multiply this incident x hundreds or thousands. Can't wait to see the unemployment numbers for this quarter. Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen!
This is what happens when you support someone without holding them accountable for what they say. Every time you call a Trumper on some insane platform they say, “You can’t listen to what he says. You have to listen to what he means.” You don’t know what he means. All you know is what he says. And he said he was going to dismantle the government. He’s going to dismantle the government. “But not the pats I use and like. He would never do that.” What?!
You save us. 🤦🏻♀️