RFK Jr. Humiliated at Congressional Hearing

Omg, he admits it.

Dear Humans,

BEHOLD! God actually agreed with RFK Jr. on something yesterday - when the Secretary of Health and Human Services humiliated himself by admitting that no one should ever take his medical advice. SMITE!

1. He Admits It!

In a frequent moment of stupidity, RFK Jr. looked lawmakers dead in the eye and said:

“I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me.”
— RFK Jr., your current Secretary of Health and Human Services

God couldn’t agree more. He is 100% correct about this. No one should listen to anything he says, especially his ‘medical advice.’

This is the man who spread anti-vax conspiracies for decades, eats roadkill on the reg, got brain worms somehow, recommends cod liver oil during a measles outbreak, and just fired 20,000 public health workers from the CDC and NIH.

Oh, he also just swam in a Washington Creek filled with sewer runoff, bacteria, and E. coli. Humans and pets are banned from this creek, because it’s unsafe. So naturally, RFK Jr. took his grandchildren there for Mother’s Day. Forsooth, he really has a thing for endangering the health of children.

Drain the swamp?!?

RFK Jr. is literally swimming in it.

2. God’s Final Word

While RFK Jr. peddles cod liver oil and conspiracies, America is facing its worst measles outbreak in decades. Over 1,000 cases have been reported across 31 states. Most are among unvaccinated children. And tragically, this resurgence has caused the first measles deaths in the U.S. since 2015.

Medical ignorance like his isn’t just embarrassing. It’s killing children.

People like RFK Jr. are MONSTERS. Their ignorance would bring back the dark ages.

These monsters must be stopped. Everyone needs to know how staggeringly full of shit they are. He even admitted it!

I’m here to smite these dangerous lies…and I’m ready to fight.

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