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I Flooded 'Alligator Alcatraz'

Now they want to deport God.

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God
Jul 02, 2025
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Hi there humans,

It’s your old pal, God here.

The antichrist and his accomplices built a concentration camp in the middle of an alligator-filled swamp.

So I flooded it on day one.

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They call it Alligator Alcatraz, a $450 million stunt cobbled together in eight days, with tents, bunk beds, and a moat of snakes and alligators. It is a monument to their cruel…

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