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I Had Nothing to Do With Saving That Asshole

By God

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God
Jul 21, 2024
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Hey Humans,

Listen up, because I need to set the record straight. It seems some of you are running around saying that I saved Donald Trump’s life. Let Me make this crystal fucking clear: I had nothing to do with it.

Ok? Was that enough? Let Me say it again it My Chest: 

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH SAVING THAT ASSHOLE!

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