Hey Humans,
Listen up, because I need to set the record straight. It seems some of you are running around saying that I saved Donald Trump’s life. Let Me make this crystal fucking clear: I had nothing to do with it.
Ok? Was that enough? Let Me say it again it My Chest:
I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH SAVING THAT ASSHOLE!
Stop saying that I did! As the LORD, I res…
