I Should've Pardoned My Son Too
What was I thinking??
Dearest Humans,
Yesterday Joe Biden pardoned his son, Hunter for his conviction on federal gun charges and tax evasion charges. It hath made thy LORD ponder…why didn’t I step in and pardon Jesus?
I let him go through all that…and for what? For I so loved the world that I gave my only begotten son to die to save it…and it didn’t even work. Jesus is still peeved at me.
HYPOCRITES LOSE MINDS
Predictably, the people that just voted to make a convicted felon the president got super upset about justice.
I found this moron at random.
That’s not how pardons work you dumb shit.
This guy actually got pardoned by Trump last time. Their hypocrisy is limitless.
Marjorie will no longer be able to carry around pictures of Hunter’s big schlong to show to everyone she meets.
The criminal Donald Trump already pardoned multiple criminals, of course, and has promised to pardon so many more. Just two days ago he announced that Jared Kushner’s criminal father, who he pardoned last time, will be the ambassador to France.
And of course, the corrupt media is running with this story as being the worst thing to ever, ever happen to ethics. Without a shred of irony!
Notably, a simple Google search proves that Nate Silver never once complained about any of Trump’s pardons last time.
It’s a river of hypocrisy and bullshit. These people literally just made their convicted criminal cult leader the president of the whole damn country, again. And the first thing he did was to nominate an all sexual predator cabinet. He tried to make a pedophile rapist the attorney general! He’s promised to pardon everyone in prison for attacking the capitol on his behalf.
Anyone who acts concerned about ‘norms’ at this point is totally out of touch with reality. Norms don’t exist anymore. Spare me thy faux fucking outrage!
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Biden needs to run the clock out and burn anything and everything in his path that benefits upcoming MAGA agendas…
Executive Order after Executive Order day in and day out…
Let Trump have to undo obviously beneficial activities and unclog as many pipes as possible before he can start his Project 2025 crimes against the country 🦾
The Resistance Dude abides
As usual God, once again your post feels like a fresh drink of water!! Amen and hallelujah
For those of us who feel like we are looking at a hellscape coming in 2025, this felt like a nice thing. His family has been through enough and nobody was even grateful.
Also this stops the GOP from wasting taxpayer money by using Hunter to distract from their own shams and misdeeds.