Moron Begs Cult Leader for Help from Tariffs

“I’m one of your people.”

Apr 25, 2025

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Dear Humans,

Lo, this man only wanted to play a guitar. A beautiful handmade one from the United Kingdom. But alas, he chose poorly. Not the guitar. The president.

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