Imagine Bombing So Hard You Accidentally Defeat Fascism

This October Surprise is unlike the others.

Dear Humans,

BEHOLD! The funniest smite to ever happen is currently in process. On Sunday the worst ‘comedian’ in the United States, and also the world, bombed so hard that he may likely have accidentally defeated fascism in our time.

You heard all about it by now, I’m sure. Total bigot and blithering idiot Tony Hinchcliffe solidified himself as one of t…