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Jones said," Attack on free speech" I think he means Attack on free LIES! A most worthy SMITE indeed!

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Smited, indeed!

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He says "the resistance." God says THE REBELLION! Way to go, Onion!

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Alas, the Infowars site is down right now. The Onion is probably doing a deep cleansing, delousing and exorcism. When it fit for human consumption, I will be back because: "I will subscribe, I will subscribe, hey, hey!" (Apologies to Gloria Gaynor.)

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That's fucking awesome and very fitting. LMAO

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Sweet revenge.

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Oh PLEASE PLEASE let this be true!

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IT IS!!!!

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Oh, thank YOU! It’s the best thing I experienced this week!

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This makes me so happy! LOL

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Alex and the My Pillow Guy can go live under a bridge together now.

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This is wonderful news, but nothing is getting me out of this funk, fear, and disbelief. BTW, God, You are getting laughing troll icons on your FB page. It's got to be exhausting to block every one of them.

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I know, there are too many to block.

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Buy "Babylon Bee" then rechristen it "New(s) Jerusalem" lol >:p

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100% smitten!!! And may I just add: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

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The best news I've heard all day! SMITE!!!

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The best FAFO ever!

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Well, if Jones's "free speech" would not have been lies, he might still have his show. But, not to worry, I am sure he didn't learn his lesson and will be once again spewing that crap soon enough with another show.

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Sweet buttery Jesus I like the sound of this.

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