Dear Humans,
JD Vance is crying again. This time, he claims he and his daughter were “confronted” by pro-Ukraine protesters while walking near his home. Sounds dramatic, right? Except the video tells a different story. Let’s smite his lies.
1. JD Vance Is A Liar
Vance wasn’t followed or confronted by any protestors at all. He walked up to the protesters himself, talked to them, and then ran to social media to play the victim.
Here is video of this lily-livered coward feigning outrage as people politely ask him very good forking questions.
This is the same JD Vance who LITERALLY JUST ambushed Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy during his visit to the U.S., demanding he say ‘thank you.’ But the moment regular Americans questioned him, he plays the aggrieved victim and uses his child as a human shield, just like Elon.
Ukrainian children go to sleep terrified every night under the sound of Russian drone strikes. Their parents hath no armed security—only whatever walls remain standing around them. But JD Vance heard some words on a sidewalk and ran crying to exploit and spin the situation on social media like the psychotic man-baby all the Vance memes very accurately depict him as.
His exact words
"Today while walking my daughter, 3, near our home, we were confronted by a group of pro-Ukraine protesters who followed us around and shouted as my daughter grew increasingly anxious and scared."
“Walking my daughter.” Not “walking with.” Thou walkest a dog. Thou walkest with a person.
The protesters were calm, he was never in danger, and nothing about this interaction was threatening as he claimed. His entire act is pathetic. May history mock him as the fascist bootlicker he is all the days of his wretched life.
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Ah yes, JD Vance, the man who wrote Hillbilly Elegy but is now performing Victimhood: The One-Man Show. The guy strolls up to a group of protesters, engages them himself, and then runs to Twitter like a toddler who just lost a game of Candy Land, whining that he was “confronted.” Buddy, if you walk into a conversation uninvited, you weren’t ambushed—you were just bad at life.
And let’s talk about this phrasing: "Walking my daughter." Not walking with—walking my. Because nothing screams “man of the people” like talking about your kid the same way you’d talk about a golden retriever. But sure, JD, tell us more about how a peaceful conversation on the sidewalk was a terrifying ordeal while actual Ukrainian parents are dodging airstrikes.
Also, the irony is richer than a billionaire’s tax break. This is the same dude who ambushed Zelenskyy, demanding gratitude like some kind of geopolitical debt collector, yet now he’s clutching his pearls because he had to answer a couple of questions in broad daylight. If hypocrisy were an Olympic sport, he’d be on the podium next to Trump, both sobbing about how unfair the media is while Fox News runs a 24-hour tribute to their victimhood.
Vance’s entire schtick is clear: Play the tough guy when you’re punching down, and play the victim when you get even the slightest pushback. Pathetic.
Anyway, I’ll be over here waiting for JD to release a go fund me for emotional damages.
Slava Ukraini ⭐️🇺🇦⭐️
Pro-Ukraine protests SHOULD follow Trump and JD around NON-STOP until they apologize, restore funds and shut the f*ck up 🫡